Blunders of marriage

[mevertsen]

So. My wife is working. I stay home and take care of the animals and my daughter. That's the arrangement my wife and I have with me being sick.

My wife gets off work and calls me...

Wife - "On my way home."

Me. "Okay, see you soon, going to finish feeding and then make pizza dough"

Wife joking - " this late, what did you do all day?!"

Me, proud of myself for not getting the house dirty, breaking anything, or ending up in the hospital. - "Nothing, ha"

Wife - "not even laundry?"

Me "see you soon honey"

Now there is pizza dough being made, and a load of laundry in. So much for a lazy day. Lol.

 

[Gerald Martin]

So. My wife is working. I stay home and take care of the animals and my daughter. That's the arrangement my wife and I have with me being sick.

My wife gets off work and calls me...

Wife - "On my way home."

Me. "Okay, see you soon, going to finish feeding and then make pizza dough"

Wife joking - " this late, what did you do all day?!"

Me, proud of myself for not getting the house dirty, breaking anything, or ending up in the hospital. - "Nothing, ha"

Wife - "not even laundry?"

Me "see you soon honey"

Now there is pizza dough being made, and a load of laundry in. So much for a lazy day. Lol.

Meet her at the door wearing a negligee with a cold beer in hand…

 

[mtmuley]

Meet her at the door wearing a negligee with a cold beer in hand…

Might dislocate a shoulder. mtmuley

 

[mevertsen]

Meet her at the door wearing a negligee with a cold beer in hand…

Apparently you missed the daughter home part.

Besides, my preference would be to just stand there naked. Less work and chance of injury that way

 

[thomas89]

Meet her at the door wearing a negligee with a cold beer in hand…

“Babe you said YOU didn’t want to wear this stuff, you never said anything about me not wearing it!”

 

[Gerald Martin]

Apparently you missed the daughter home part.

Besides, my preference would be to just stand there naked. Less work and chance of injury that way

How old is the daughter? Cartoons on the IPAD should buy you 30 minutes…

 

[Nick87]

How old is the daughter? Cartoons on the IPAD should buy you 30 minutes…

Never works when you WANT privacy.

 

[WildWill]

How old is the daughter? Cartoons on the IPAD should buy you 30 minutes…

What's he suppose to do the other 28 minutes?

 

[JohnCushman]

Easier to find a new wife...

 

[westbranch]

 

[Hem]

Might dislocate a shoulder. mtmuley

Every man should have a log handy at home to lean over for a dislocated shoulder?
See other thread.

 

[ismith]

Apparently you missed the daughter home part.

Besides, my preference would be to just stand there naked. Less work and chance of injury that way

So “helicopter, helicopter” is probably out of the question too, dang.

 

[Nick87]

So “helicopter, helicopter” is probably out of the question too, dang.

It's never out of the question.

 

[Redmt]

Wife says "What did you do today?". Me, "nothing". Her "You didn't do anything yesterday" . Me " I wasn't done yet."

 

[mevertsen]

Daughter is 10. Hard to keep her distracted.

Haha

 

[thomas89]

So “helicopter, helicopter” is probably out of the question too, dang.

So sick of the show-offs in this group.

 

[Redmt]

So “helicopter, helicopter” is probably out of the question too, dang.

It puts a new spin on the term "helicopter parents".