Beware the Portland Pizza

[Sask hunter]

Heal quick!!

 

[duckhunt]

Oh crap that sucks Randy. It's a good thing you actually woke up to get help instead of a cleaning lady finding you the next day.

 

[Knight.54]

Conservation is never easy.
Sorry for your mishap!
Heal up soon!

 

[David58]

Crap, Randy! As a former Oregonian, I find it remarkable you were able to find likely the one bad pizza in Portland (other than Dominos or Little Caesars). Thankfully the Portland area ER docs get a lot of practice these days, so you were in skilled hands. Get well!!!!

David
NM

 

[Addicting]

Sorry, had to report you the admin for the nipple pics, Greenhorn would be proud you slipped it in there. Lol


Hope your Surgeon has steady hands and all goes well. Praying for a speedy recovery.

 

[Arcola]

What a turn of events. Glad you’re temporarily patched up and hope for a steady recovery after surgery.

 

[TOGIE]

Good god man.

Reminds of the time I passed out at a work Christmas party because of massively intense lower intestine pain from eating too much all you can eat Italian food, namely spicy mussels with linguini, the night before.

Feel better, seriously, this sucks.

But also, really missing some details on this pizza. I feel like I need to know more, much more.

 

[Southern Elk]

Prayers for a speedy recovery, Randy.

Damn Hippie Pizza!

 

[recon6036]

Damn! I literally just finished eating pizza and open Hunttalk to see this. Best wishes Randy

 

[Bulldog12]

That’s intense-good luck and speedy recovery!

 

[300stw]

talk about luck,,,,, glad your alive,,, this is teenager territory though

 

[duckhunt]

Damn! I literally just finished eating pizza and open Hunttalk to see this. Best wishes Randy

Lol I just did the same thing.

 

[Nicoli7153]

I can think of a few people that deserve a Portland Pizza! Not you! All kidding aside I hope you heal up quickly and thoroughly.

 

[Wild Bill]

I saw the title and assumed maybe you got some magic mushrooms on your pizza without knowing. Hope the healing goes well!

 

[belshawelk]

Horrible. Hope your ok. If you were in Portland the ONLY pizza place to eat if Flying Pie. Those who live ( or like me lived) there know what I am talking about.

 

[Hunting Wife]

Wow. That sucks. Really glad the only damage to your melon was cosmetic. Hope the surgery and recovery are smooth sailing.

Who would guess the most dangerous thing you would do this year was eat pizza?

 

[ChaosOneZero]

Yikes! Here’s to hoping for a speedy recovery, Randy!

 

[p_ham]

Hoping for a speedy recovery Randy! That's a helluva cut.

 

[Nameless Range]

Good grief. Glad you’re ok and hope you heal up soon.

 

[Oak]

That’s a nasty one, and quite a story. Hope the surgery is a success.