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>Subject: Hunting ??
> > >
> > >Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
> He
> > >spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
> > >shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
> > >The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and now you've got two
choices.
> > >Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
> > >After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
> > >alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
> recovered
> > >and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the
> black
> > >bear and shot it.
> > >There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
> stood
> > >right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank.
> That
> > >was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or
> we
> > >have rough sex."
> > >Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived,
it
> > >would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he
> > >headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and
> shot
> > >it.
> > >He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
> turned
> > >around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said,
> > >"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?
Mike Murphy
> > >
> > >Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
> He
> > >spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his
> > >shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
> > >The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and now you've got two
choices.
> > >Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
> > >After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
> > >alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
> recovered
> > >and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the
> black
> > >bear and shot it.
> > >There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
> stood
> > >right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank.
> That
> > >was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or
> we
> > >have rough sex."
> > >Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate. Although he survived,
it
> > >would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he
> > >headed back to the woods and he managed to track down the grizzly and
> shot
> > >it.
> > >He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He
> turned
> > >around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear said,
> > >"Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?
Mike Murphy
