Bad dog, put that rabbit back!!

trophy_killer

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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, 'Did you hear that Fluffy died?' The guy stammers and says, 'Um...no...um...what happened?'. The neighbor replies, 'We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!'
 
That is almost what happened to me. I had a German Shorthaired Pointer, who was truly a versatile dog, hunting fur or feathers. I also had a Golden Retriever. My neighbor had fancy lop-eared rabbits and would often let them roam his backyard. My dogs got through the fence one day and tore the rabbits up. I bought him new rabbits, after hearing his kids crying. :eek: (Talk about feeling bad.) Then the dogs did it a second time a few weeks later! He was pretty pissed off, but basically said "Forget it! I don't want to go through this again.)
 
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