Baby shark.

[NEW PA MT MN]

Ever have someone that was telling you a joke but was laughing so hard they could hardly tell it and you thought you were about to hear the funniest joke of all time.
My late buddy Buck used to tell it and as he would tell it to other guys in front of me I would laugh cause Buck would crack up telling it over again and they would laugh.
And then we would all laugh cause the joke isn't that funny.
Good times.
Maybe it was already told.
Young shark and an old shark see a boat sink and the survivors are in n the water. Quick let's go eat them says the little shark. Hold you horses says the old shark. Just do what I do. Old shark swims slowly up to them and then slowly makes circles around them.
Can we eat them now.?
No.
Then slowly swims. through them.
Can we eat them now?
No
Now he starts bumping them.
Let's eat them says the little shark.
Now says the old shark!
So after they eat them the little shark says it was the best humans he ever ate but why did you make me wait so long.
Old shark says
They always taste better if you get the poop out first.
I miss Buck.

 

[mdeerjunkie]

Friend like buck are good to have. Thanks for the laugh!