Elkhunter
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The teacher gave her sixth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The
next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of
egg laying hens.Once we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on
the
front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the
eggs went flying, broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!""Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Krystal raised her hand and said,
"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for
the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks.
So the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens
before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Krystal. Justin, do you have one to share?"
"Yes, my dad told me about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen
was a flight engineer in the Iraq War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break.
Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of'em with the machine gun
until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more
with the machete until the blade broke.
And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"My God," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your father give you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The
next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of
egg laying hens.Once we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on
the
front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the
eggs went flying, broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!""Very good," said the teacher.
Next little Krystal raised her hand and said,
"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for
the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time,
but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks.
So the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens
before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Krystal. Justin, do you have one to share?"
"Yes, my dad told me about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen
was a flight engineer in the Iraq War and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was
a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break.
Then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of'em with the machine gun
until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more
with the machete until the blade broke.
And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"My God," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your father give you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
