At the White House

[A-con]

An older man approached the White House last Wednesday after his
usual
> >golf game and was stopped by a uniformed Marine guard.
> >
> >"Can I help you sir?" asked the Marine.
> >
> >"I would like to see President Kerry", said the old man.
> >
> >"I am sorry sir, he is not the President and doesn't live here",
said
> >the Marine.
> >
> >"Okay. Thanks", said the old man and he turned and left
> >
> >For the next few days the old man keeps coming back to the White
House
> >and asking the same question about seeing President Kerry to the
same
> >Marine guard and always gets the same answer.
> >
> >Finally today when the old man comes up to the Marine guard and asks
> >him again to see President Kerry the Marine has finally had enough.
> >
> >"I have told you the last 6 days that he is not the President and
> >doesn't live here. What part of this do you not understand, sir?",
the
> >Marine guard says.
> >
> >"Oh I understand it alright", said the old man. "I just love hearing
> >it."
> >
> >With that the Marine guard snaps to attention and salutes the old
man
> >and says, "See you tomorrow, sir."
> >
> >

 

[Tom]

Good one.