BigHornRam
Well-known member
While traveling through IDAHO in the 1800's a guy runs into an Indian Chief. He asks the Chief if he can speak to his horse.
"Horse no speak" say's the Chief.
"Let me try anyway" say's the guy, and asks the horse how well the Chief takes care of him.
"Well, he-he, the Chief feeds me good grass, he-he, and doesn't weigh, he-he, too much, and, he-he, keeps my saddle blanket clean."
"I see you got a dog there as well. Do you mind if I speak to him?" say's the guy.
"Dog no speak" say's the Chief.
"Let me try" and then the guy proceeds to ask the dog how good the Chief is to him.
"Well, woof-woof, I bark when strangers come into the camp, woof-woof, so the Chief is kind enough to toss me a bone once in awhile, woof, but I never get too close to him because you never know when he might, woof-woof, want to eat me.
The guy say's "Chief, I see you have sheep. Do you mind if I speak to her?"
"Sheep lie" say's the Chief.
"Horse no speak" say's the Chief.
"Let me try anyway" say's the guy, and asks the horse how well the Chief takes care of him.
"Well, he-he, the Chief feeds me good grass, he-he, and doesn't weigh, he-he, too much, and, he-he, keeps my saddle blanket clean."
"I see you got a dog there as well. Do you mind if I speak to him?" say's the guy.
"Dog no speak" say's the Chief.
"Let me try" and then the guy proceeds to ask the dog how good the Chief is to him.
"Well, woof-woof, I bark when strangers come into the camp, woof-woof, so the Chief is kind enough to toss me a bone once in awhile, woof, but I never get too close to him because you never know when he might, woof-woof, want to eat me.
The guy say's "Chief, I see you have sheep. Do you mind if I speak to her?"
"Sheep lie" say's the Chief.
