Dougfirtree
Well-known member
After the 2016 election, I'm ready to support this.I propose a Constitutional Amendment whereby elections are decided by ordeal. Candidates must traverse the length of Yellowstone on foot while wearing bacon pants. Survivors will be allowed to govern. In the event more than one candidate survives, the winner will be determined by pugel sticks over the thermal hot springs at Crested Pool.
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"