A water closet ottoman perhaps?
Ben, you must have an interesting search history.
Better than that, I have a wide diversity of friends who find some of the most inane & acrane crap and then plaster it on social media.
My internet search history features such common themes as:
Remodeling a bathroom
Cost of a new roof
Replacing a a natural gas boiler
Kate Upton bouncing
Obama's secret African family
John Boehner's secret African family
etc.