brike
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems
that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work...
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday,
and 5% on Fridays
Help me to remember that when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems
that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.
