A little humour for your day

EastTNHunter · Sep 13, 2023

duckhunt said:
My wife has a Mrs. Beazley doll that she had when she was a kid. That thing is evil. I know it watches me when I'm walking around the room. I make the wife keep it in her witchcraft room. Pure evil I tell ya.

FIFY

Keep on · Sep 13, 2023

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Southern Elk · Sep 13, 2023

longbow51 · Sep 13, 2023

I admit I'm a little disappointed in the @Babylon Bee for not reacting to the Susanna Gibson revelations for not posting the obvious headlines:

Dabbler in Prostitution Goes Full Time in Running for Office!

"I was willing to sell my body for a few bucks, but I expect my soul will be valued at much more, she said, in a press conference."

Personally, I don't see the problem in a part-time sex worker, trying to make it to the big time. She's kinda cute too.

BrentD · Sep 13, 2023

This was on another forum, and directed at the forum owner. What say you, @Big Fin ? Might you find it handy?

Tradewind · Sep 13, 2023

longbow51 said:
I admit I'm a little disappointed in the @Babylon Bee for not reacting to the Susanna Gibson revelations for not posting the obvious headlines:

Dabbler in Prostitution Goes Full Time in Running for Office!

"I was willing to sell my body for a few bucks, but I expect my soul will be valued at much more, she said, in a press conference."

Personally, I don't see the problem in a part-time sex worker, trying to make it to the big time. She's kinda cute too.

Although, maybe have a 4-6mm punch biopsy on that mole on the left. It would excise the entire lesion. 3-4 stitches of 6/0 Nylon, which on removal would be invisible, and it's AOK. No charge, just a public service.

I think you just found a new job. well played