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A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose from
among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except
to leave the shopping center.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids."
The women read the sign and say, " Well that's better than not having jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
Second floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
good looking." "Hmmm," say the girls, "but, I wonder what's further up?"
Third flooor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, extremely good
looking, and help with housework." "WOW!" say the women. "Very tempting,
BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up another floor.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, extremely good
looking, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak." The women
shriek with joy and excitement, "Oh my gawd! Have mercy! But just think!?!?
What must be awaiting us on the next floor up!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The fifth floor:
The sign says, "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
among many men, to be her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors. The
only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man
from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except
to leave the shopping center.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love
kids."
The women read the sign and say, " Well that's better than not having jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
Second floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely
good looking." "Hmmm," say the girls, "but, I wonder what's further up?"
Third flooor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, extremely good
looking, and help with housework." "WOW!" say the women. "Very tempting,
BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, they go up another floor.
Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, extremely good
looking, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak." The women
shriek with joy and excitement, "Oh my gawd! Have mercy! But just think!?!?
What must be awaiting us on the next floor up!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The fifth floor:
The sign says, "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day!!"
