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Subject: Fw: 3 OKLAHOMA WOMEN
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>These three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up
in
>jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though
none
>of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a
>brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has
any
>last words. She says, "I am from Oklahoma Baptist University, and I
believe
>in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent,"
>They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not
want
>this woman to die, and they let her go. The second one, a redhead, is
>strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Oklahoma
University
>School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the
>part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing
happens.
>They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go.
The
>last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm an Oklahoma
>University Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't
>gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right
there.
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>These three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up
in
>jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though
none
>of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a
>brunette, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has
any
>last words. She says, "I am from Oklahoma Baptist University, and I
believe
>in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent,"
>They throw the switch and nothing happens, so they figure God must not
want
>this woman to die, and they let her go. The second one, a redhead, is
>strapped in and gives her last words, "I am from the Oklahoma
University
>School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on
the
>part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing
happens.
>They figure that the law is on this woman's side, so they let her go.
The
>last one, a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm an Oklahoma
>University Electrical Engineer, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't
>gonna electrocute nobody if you don't connect those two wires right
there.
