GunNut76
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an american goes into a bar and sits down next to an english guy. the american guy notices that the english guy has a huge BIC Lighter. the american says, "wow cool lighter where did you get it?" the english guy says "a genie granted me one wish when i rubbed this bottle" "wow" says the american. "can i have a go"? sure says the englishman the american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "you have one wish" says the genie. The american wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. about 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there is thousands of them. the american says "i dont believe this i wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks" the englishman says "well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC"