Yes Del I knew that. That was why I voted for the westsiders. If I was to go fishing I wouldn't want to look at that while I am fishing. If you know what I mean.
That ASS was what made me vote the way I did. Sorry guys but I need a face to go with the ass. Its kind of like looking at the whole picture thing. I also like to fish for cat fish but those Bass, well what can I say. They were nice fish. Or a nice bass. I guess there was only one of them.
Keep...
Well you said to Judge so I think I will make a very impartial Judge, Because I don't know any of the people in the pictures. So I hope you guys don't mind if a gal steps in here to see whats going on. I seen all the pictures and I found them all very interesting. I, countrygal, being from...
Thats not funny Elkhunter. Now I will have those bad dreams again.
It really amazes me that I go to a fishing BB and see a picture of something that has haunted me sence I was 18.
To this day I still am afraid of country roads at night. Well it looks like I need to go some where else to talk...
While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted: "Are there any gators around here!?"
"Naw," the man hollered...
These are actual bloopers from church bulletins...
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for...
AGE DRINK
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to colour my hair
48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 - Need to...
Here in Oklahoma we hang Yotes from fence post. The whole dead animal. The farmers want it that way. They say it is a warning to the other varmints.
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I used to raise ducks and one day my babies started to decrease in numbers. I had one left and I put it in a special pen and when I went out to check on it one of my cats was in the pen dinning on my last baby duck.
It was her last meal!!!!!!!!!!!
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