EAGLE DRAGGING A WATER RAT TO SHORE.
Ever See An Eagle Do The Breast Stroke?
This footage was taken at MallardLakes subdivision in Baton Rouge .
Someone had shot a nutria, and it was floating dead in the water.
I can't believe what this eagle did to bring that nutria in.
I never saw an...
Texas Woman.....
A TRUE STORY FROM... "THE HOUSTON HERALD" HOUSTON , TEXAS
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse. ~
The...
An Arab enters a taxi..........
Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he
must not hear music as decreed by his religion and, in the time of the
prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is music of the
infidels and certainly no radio ...
A BAR IN ARIZONA
A man is sitting in the Matt's Saloon in Prescott, Arizona , and was far
from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's ass."
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then...
Isn't It Ironic?
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased
to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Forest Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture,
asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may...
Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats
quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to
think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why...
One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to See George Washington standing by him. Barak asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, Then fades away.
The next...
The death of Whitney Houston is on the news several times a day.
She had one of the greatest voices in history.
She was also an admitted crack, meth, heroin, cocain addict. People
sobbed with her passing. Below are some other great people who
died recently, none of which were drug addicts...
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and...
Football and the Blonde
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really...