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    Handshakes

    No joke. I’m getting old enough now I can’t even live vicariously through single friends or younger guys without seeming like a huge creep.
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    One Eyed Game Warden?

    In my best David Caruso voice. “Looks like we’ve got a corrupt one eyed warden.” YEAH!!! Blares
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    One Eyed Game Warden?

    Sounds like we got a Yellowstone/Justified situation going on. Gonna be lots of drama and gun play before this one’s finished fellas.
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    One Eyed Game Warden?

    I’m sorta confused as to what you want answered. Some people trespassing got caught and somehow it’s the wardens fault because he only has 1 good eye? Not sure where this is, but I think in most places wardens don’t need a warrant or permission to go onto private property. Also the terms...
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    Catchphrases

    I’m thinking of starting my own trend. Using a euphemism for a euphemism to clean it up. “That was couch store awesome!” Couch store obviously replacing Sofa King, which is a replacement for the obvious.
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    Handshakes

    Tell me you have a weak handshake without telling me you have a weak handshake. 🤣
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    Sept elk porn

    Not much content on mine. Unless someone has a tag soup fetish.
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    Sept elk porn

    I pulled it up……. No elk. I sure hope this isn’t a sign of things to come for my hunt……..
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    Handshakes

    I do the knuckles and the blowup only. If the knuckle bump is weak I know they aren’t following their MTN OPS regimen and therefore an inferior human being. If the person doesn’t respond with the bump and blowup, I know they aren’t a true ultralight, backcountry, elk YouTuber/podcaster with...
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    Catchphrases

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    Catchphrases

    Ok, so with enough sweat equity, I can let the carbon fly to penetrate a slammer bull. Only if I’ve been hammering hard enough to drop into a gnarly canyon, chasing a toad, trying to penetrate it as well. Basically I’m packing in deep to hammer and penetrate. Not sure if I’m going elk hunting...
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    Catchphrases

    Things “got western”. No bleep Sherlock. You’re hunting elk in the Rockies!
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    Catchphrases

    Obviously.
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    Catchphrases

    I really hope we find a “growler”. It wouldn’t be a true elk hunt without referring to a growler 117 times
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    Catchphrases

    Now I gotta find someone to film so I can do this!
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    Who's in?

    I’m into ultra heavy FOC archery now. You can’t kill an elk or zombie with less than a 4,000gr, FOC, bronze spear. Tricks on you, I’m devolving faster than your stupid commie science is evolving.
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    Sunday Pic of the Day

    My son is way wiser at a young age than I am. He wanted the basket to “hold his hunting and fishing gear” instead of being cool.
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    Who's in?

    Yep, everything is kept score now. There’s no, you do you, I do me. Wife and I are in our lower 30’s kids are 10-7. Thank the Lord we are all healthy with no underlying conditions. We made the decision under those circumstances the risks of Covid vs taking the vaccine that we’d be fine. Not to...
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    Sunday Pic of the Day

    Nebraskastan. Gotta love it.
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    Catchphrases

    I forgot to tag @DouglasR in this. I know he keeps some bro catchphrases in his back pocket.
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