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Old Lady Stories
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turned to the other and asked, "Do you still get horny?" The other replied, "Oh, sure I do." The first old lady asked, "What to you do about it?" The second old lady replied, "I suck a lifesaver." After a few... -
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Texas things
Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She had wanted to taste some real Texas Bar B Que, take in a bona fide Texas Rodeo and have intimate relations with a Texan. Upon her return, her sorority mates... -
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Redneck things
More redneck things Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow? She can't touch it till she's fourteen. What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally... -
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Redneck things
Did you hear about the redneck from Arkansas who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14. How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk... -
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Gonna start soon
A man (a redneck no doubt) came home from work. He sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer anyway. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna... -
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Redneck Peotry
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu". First to recite his poem...
