The Viperess
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A man and his wife are doing yard work. The husband says to the
wife, "Your rear end is as wide as the grill." She ingores the
remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures
the grill. Then goes over to his wife while she is bending over
working in a flower bed, he measures her rear end and gasps,
"Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill
for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
wife, "Your rear end is as wide as the grill." She ingores the
remark.
A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures
the grill. Then goes over to his wife while she is bending over
working in a flower bed, he measures her rear end and gasps,
"Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!"
Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky.
She calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill
for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
