YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......

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...You think the last four words of the National Anthem are, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
taken from the best of Jeff Foxworthy

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[ELKCHSR]

LOL!!!

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO QD

 

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...You think "Long John Silver" is formal underwear.
Another one from Jeff foxworthy

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My dad has a whole book of these. Even the hoe down one is in here, I didn't know that.
It's a pretty funny book, it makes you think..."Have I ever done that?"
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[ELKCHSR]

Thanks Quickdraw!!!LOL!!!

 

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You've ben on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.

I just had to post this one, I was watching the news and this guy was doing the exact samething.

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