You might be a Redneck Hunter if...

[Calif. Hunter]

10. You've ever financed a scope
9. Your icebox smells like venison
8. You think that property lines don't apply to you
7. You've ever hunted for Big Foot
6. You've ever taken road kill to the taxidermist
5. You painted your truck camouflage and now you can't find it
4. Your shotgun gets more action than your lawnmower.
3. Your spare bedroom is used as a deer cooler.
2. You practice your elk bugle at the dinner table.

And the top reason is....


1. You think "unleaded" refers to the deer you haven't shot yet.

 

[Tom]

Where's a good place to hunt Bigfoot?

 

[tnctcb]

uhhhhhhh is 90 days same as cash considered financing

 

[Calif. Hunter]

LOL I think so, Tim!

 

[FEW]

Well Ill be damned if Im not a redneck hunter and so are all my buddies I guess. Even the road kill to the taxidermist part has applied. We were driving down a dirt road a few years ago and a little critter ran out in front of us and got run over. We got out and my buddy poked his head under his truck to see what it was and almost got a face full of claw from a badger. He had just ran over the back leg but it was too messed up to move much so he shot it with a 22 and now has a full body mount of the badger.

 

[ELKCHSR]

I have a badger hide in the freeze and big foot can be found in the cascade mountains...

 

[Calif. Hunter]

"...bigfoot can be found in the Cascade Mountains."

Why you could be famous, Elkchsr - just go grab a bigfoot!

 

[ELKCHSR]