You might be a Muslim

[skeet20]

This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your
clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting
off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim


You Have a Nice Day Now...You Hear?

 

[putm2sleep]

#10 is just lovely!, 11 aint bad either. hahahahhahahah

 

[whyelkhunt]

So Skeet20 When Obama looks into the teleprompter and "says death to two zero" you will know you are being observed.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Jeff Foxworthy drinks at the altar of Don Peay.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Always good to see racism alive and willing to give a black eye to Hunttalk and hunters in general.

 

[WV Hunter]

Always good to see racism alive and willing to give a black eye to Hunttalk and hunters in general.

I didn't know Muslim was a race. More like religious persecution.

 

[noharleyyet]

Always good to see racism alive and willing to give a black eye to Hunttalk and hunters in general.

Sure glad to see you and your avatar stewarding the moral highground for hunttalk.

You do exemplify quite the ambassador. LMAO

 

[sagebrush]

If your handle is JoseCuervo...

 

[Devil Diver Down]

I didn't know Muslim was a race. More like religious persecution.

You would have won this thread if not for the simple omission of:

FACT

Note the all caps. It seems to make things so, at least on MM.

 

[WV Hunter]

You would have won this thread if not for the simple omission of:

FACT

Note the all caps. It seems to make things so, at least on MM.

I'll keep that in mind FACT

 

[kenwparker]

If I wrote this about Baptists would it have a different effect? What is offensive to me is that you conclude if I don't think like, or agree with what you say, then you want to tag me with a "label" that through your "logic" is derogatory.

 

[cur dog]

In my family we always cringe when little kids or old men speak. I say lets cut Skeet some slack.