DRAFTSTUD
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>A Navy pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive
>Woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for A
>moment.
>
>The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?"
>
>"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and
I was Just
>testing it."
>
>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special
>About
>it?"
>
>The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
>Telepathically."
>
>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
>
>"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken
because I am
>Wearing panties!"
>
>The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's
an hour
>Fast."
John
attractive
>Woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for A
>moment.
>
>The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?"
>
>"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and
I was Just
>testing it."
>
>The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
special
>About
>it?"
>
>The Navy pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
>Telepathically."
>
>The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
>
>"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....
>
>"The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken
because I am
>Wearing panties!"
>
>The Navy pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's
an hour
>Fast."
John
