You Got Male

[WyoDoug]

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers,
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'You've got male!'”

 

[Sytes]

Oops. Tired (0215 @ time of post). Thought this was the humor for the day thread. Apologies. Removed.

 

[belshawelk]

That reminds me of a joke. All things do anyways

3 old guys sitting around arguing who has the best memory. First guys says : "i got the best memory because i can remember my first birthday and even the cake". Second guy says " thats nothing, I can remember being born and the doctor swatting me on the butt". Third guys says " thats nothing, I can remember going to the prom with my dad and going home my mom"