Elkhunter
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Two women go out one Saturday night without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they
felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared
and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to wipe her self with, so
she took off her panties, used them to clean herself and
discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not
getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a
nearby flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other
on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the
look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night,
my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with
a card stuck to her ass that read 'We will never forget you.' "
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they
felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared
and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to wipe her self with, so
she took off her panties, used them to clean herself and
discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought, "I'm not
getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon from a
nearby flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other
on the phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the
look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night,
my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with
a card stuck to her ass that read 'We will never forget you.' "
