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Words that Women Use

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Memorize this! You'll be smarter men for it.

WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever')
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying you’ve really blown it, and there’s no hope for recovery.
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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VERY WELL PUT...... I've learned another one also; Yes Dear.

I've learned that one as well, in my house it means she is going to do whatever the hell she wants to do and will think about telling me about it at a later date!
 
"You were right" and "I was wrong" must be in the same sentence. They can't be used independently.
 
"You know what would be fun?" - rarely is ever truly fun. But you smile, and say "yes dear."
 
I get "its always my fault". Some how her faults always become a guilt trip.
 
"You know what I think..." . Interestingly enough it has been followed by multiple and different unpleasantries...
 
"I don't care, it is really up to you", I used to think this meant that whatever I had just proposed doing was "up to me". Now realize that means, "don't even think about or I will think of a thousand reasons why you shouldn't have done that, after the fact". Would be alot easier if she just said "no"

Nemont
 
"Where would you like to go for dinner" or "What would you like for dinner".
It's a trap,
the only possible correct answer is "wherever you want to go is fine with me" or "Whatever you want, I'll help cook".

She already knows what she wants, and is expecting YOU to read her mind.

When you say "Hooters" or BBQ ribs, you might as well forget her birthday and insult her mother, your toast.
 
"Your daughter/son reslly needs a new (whatever)"......means you're buying it for them.
 
" Honey, I've got an idea. What if.....?" To which my standard reply is . "How much is it going to cost?" :)
 
I think we have all learned the hard way.
 
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