Women's Personal Ads

[Quiet_One]

40-ish Really means...

48
Athletic Really means...

Flat-chested.
Average looking Really means...

Ugly.
Beautiful Really means...

Pathological liar
Educated Really means...

College dropout
Emotionally Secure Really means...

Medicated
Feminist Really means...

Fat; ball buster
Free spirit Really means...

Drug user
Friendship first Really means...

Trying to live down reputation as sl*t
Fun Really means...

Annoying
Good Listener Really means...

Borderline Autistic
New-Age Really means...

All body hair, all the time
Old-fashioned Really means...

Lights out, missionary position only
Open-minded Really means...

Desperate
Outgoing Really means...

Loud
Passionate Really means...

Loud
Poet Really means...

Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional Really means...

Real Witch
Redhead Really means...

Shops the Clairol section
Reubenesque Really means...

Grossly Fat
Romantic Really means...

Looks better by candle light
Weight proportional to height Really means...

Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate Really means...

One step away from stalking
Widow Really means...

Nagged first husband to death
hump

 

[Mojave]

And all of those together really means....

There's a really frustrated male writer out there who's had zero luck getting laid by the girls he's tried to pick up in personnal ads.

 

[Quiet_One]

LOL, true

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

And all of those together really means....

There's a really frustrated male writer out there who's had zero luck getting laid by the girls he's tried to pick up in personnal ads.

Funny CHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!