A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
>>
>>She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the
>>cover
>>of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her
>>boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl. And her husband is on the back of
>>the milk carton.
>>
>>A WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE
>>"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman
>>wished to purchase. As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I noticed
>>a
>>remote control for a TV in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV
>>remote?"
>>I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with
>>me so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
>>
>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
>>I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
>>can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
>>by
>>the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>>
>>AND THE BEST YET..........
>>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
>>sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is
>>looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
>>correct
>>aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
>>ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you
>>were
>>looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like
>>this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
>>cigarettes,
>>and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because
>>it's soooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so
>>does she!"
>>
>>She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the
>>cover
>>of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her
>>boyfriend is on the cover of PlayGirl. And her husband is on the back of
>>the milk carton.
>>
>>A WOMAN'S PERFECT REVENGE
>>"Cash, check, or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman
>>wished to purchase. As she fumbled in her purse for her wallet, I noticed
>>a
>>remote control for a TV in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV
>>remote?"
>>I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with
>>me so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."
>>
>>UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
>>I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you
>>can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out
>>by
>>the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>>
>>AND THE BEST YET..........
>>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
>>sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he is
>>looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
>>correct
>>aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
>>ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you
>>were
>>looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like
>>this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of
>>cigarettes,
>>and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; because
>>it's soooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so
>>does she!"
