sheCat
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A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > sitting at his
> > > > > > > regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting
> > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > table
> > > > > > > nearby.... all alone. He calls the waiter over and
> > > > > > > asks for
> > > > > > > their most expensive
> > > > > > > bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing
> > > > > > > that if
> > > > > > > she accepts
> > > > > > > it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and
> > > > > > > quickly
> > > > > > > sends it over to the girl, saying this
> > > > > > > from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and
> > > > > > > decides to
> > > > > > > send a note
> > > > > > > over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > bottle, you need to
> > > > > > > have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > bank, and 7 Inches
> > > > > > > in your pants.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man, after reading the note, sends one of his
> > > > > > > own back
> > > > > > > to her and
> > > > > > > it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a
> > > > > > > Ferrari
> > > > > > > Testarosa, a BMW
> > > > > > > 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I
> > > > > > > have over
> > > > > > > twenty
> > > > > > > million dollars in the bank." "But, not even for a
> > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > beautiful as you,
> > > > > > > would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
> > > > > > > back. "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > sitting at his
> > > > > > > regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting
> > > > > > > at a
> > > > > > > table
> > > > > > > nearby.... all alone. He calls the waiter over and
> > > > > > > asks for
> > > > > > > their most expensive
> > > > > > > bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing
> > > > > > > that if
> > > > > > > she accepts
> > > > > > > it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and
> > > > > > > quickly
> > > > > > > sends it over to the girl, saying this
> > > > > > > from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and
> > > > > > > decides to
> > > > > > > send a note
> > > > > > > over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept
> > > > > > > this
> > > > > > > bottle, you need to
> > > > > > > have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > bank, and 7 Inches
> > > > > > > in your pants.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man, after reading the note, sends one of his
> > > > > > > own back
> > > > > > > to her and
> > > > > > > it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a
> > > > > > > Ferrari
> > > > > > > Testarosa, a BMW
> > > > > > > 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I
> > > > > > > have over
> > > > > > > twenty
> > > > > > > million dollars in the bank." "But, not even for a
> > > > > > > woman
> > > > > > > beautiful as you,
> > > > > > > would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle
> > > > > > > back. "
