Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man

[snite66]

Had you in mind for this one VIP
A Christmas tree is always erect.
Even small ones give satisfaction.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
You don't have to deal with the tree's mother.
A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree has cute balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Will post the reason a tree is better than a woman later.


<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 12-17-2001 09:18: Message edited by: snite66 ]</font>

 

[Left Behind]

purty good...

 

[The Viperess]

That is a good one Snite66.

 

[Nut]

What did you mean by that Steve? " I had Vipe in mind?"

 

[snite66]

she is always posting anti male stories and jokes, so I just beat her to this one!

 

[The Viperess]

LMAO You think you funny HAHAHA I have more I can post just for you Steve.