let's start a lively debate. though i feel confident i'm in the minority already.
why, just why, does thanksgiving food have to be what it is? why is everyone set on it?
for what is incontrovertibly the biggest most important get together meal of the entire year in the huge and powerful country of America, where we come together to enjoy the company of our family and friends to be joyous and thankful do we dine on what is IMO some of the most mediocre food available?
there is almost nothing on the thanksgiving table that i have any desire to go out of my way to eat at any other point in the year. there are countless items that are better than all of it.
let me list off everything better than turkey:
sweet potato casserole, yeah that's pretty good. green bean casserole, yeah that's also pretty good. but really they're the best of a bad situation IMO. don't really care what salad is on the table, salad is never that special unless it's oozing with blue cheese and red onion.
best thing that makes an appearance at thanksgiving is apple pie, without a doubt in my mind. i'm looking to eat apple pie a lot more than just thanksgiving. that's kinda my metric, think about most items on a thanksgiving table and ask yourself, do i ever want to eat this at any other time of the year? would you ever order any of it at a quality restaurant? if the answer is no, than you're doing thanksgiving wrong.
who the hell goes to quality restaurant with all the things in the world on the menu and orders turkey? it's asinine. turkey is so low on the totem pole of of delicious meats.
thanksgiving should be the best of the best food. sticking to a tradition of mediocre dishes because of tradition is dumb.
why, just why, does thanksgiving food have to be what it is? why is everyone set on it?
for what is incontrovertibly the biggest most important get together meal of the entire year in the huge and powerful country of America, where we come together to enjoy the company of our family and friends to be joyous and thankful do we dine on what is IMO some of the most mediocre food available?
there is almost nothing on the thanksgiving table that i have any desire to go out of my way to eat at any other point in the year. there are countless items that are better than all of it.
let me list off everything better than turkey:
- beef prime rib
- beef tenderloin
- nearly any beef steak really
- pulled pork
- roasted whole chicken
- elk steaks
- deer steaks
- antelope steaks
- pork tenderloin
- pork chops
- hamburgers, i'd rather eat delicious homemade hamburgers all day every day instead of turkey
- mac and cheese
- french fries
- scalloped potatoes (i'm sure some people do this over mashed on turkey day, props to them)
- potatos au gratin
- well seasoned, buttered, wild rice with veggies
sweet potato casserole, yeah that's pretty good. green bean casserole, yeah that's also pretty good. but really they're the best of a bad situation IMO. don't really care what salad is on the table, salad is never that special unless it's oozing with blue cheese and red onion.
best thing that makes an appearance at thanksgiving is apple pie, without a doubt in my mind. i'm looking to eat apple pie a lot more than just thanksgiving. that's kinda my metric, think about most items on a thanksgiving table and ask yourself, do i ever want to eat this at any other time of the year? would you ever order any of it at a quality restaurant? if the answer is no, than you're doing thanksgiving wrong.
who the hell goes to quality restaurant with all the things in the world on the menu and orders turkey? it's asinine. turkey is so low on the totem pole of of delicious meats.
thanksgiving should be the best of the best food. sticking to a tradition of mediocre dishes because of tradition is dumb.
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