Who to Blame?

[GRUNT]

If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was holding in her lap
while driving, she blames the restaurant.

If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the rock 'n' roll music or
musician he liked.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
family blames the tobacco company.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the
school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame
the bartender.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with
heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun
manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the ****pit and tries to kill the
pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of
the deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So
if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I
want you to blame Bill Gates, OK?

'nuff said

 

[Nut]

True


If something get screwed up at work it gets blamed on Nut.

 

[Left Behind]

I hate to say it, But a lot of truth to that one. I can just blame it all on Elkhunter...hehe