beardown
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Three cowboys walk in and sit down at the bar......They get to talkin to the bartender when one asks, hey I bet you ten dollars you can't guess where I'm from !.........The bartender says , I'll take that bet! So he looks the guy over real good and says, You are from Sedona AZ , I can tell by the red dust on your boots!!............The cowboy cant belive it! So his buddy says, I'll take the same bet!.... So the bartender looks him over and says, You are from White Sands NM, I can tell by the white dust on your boots!!........So the third guy starts laughing and says, I got new boots on so I'll bet you a hundred!!!!......The bartender looks him over real good and says, You are from MONTANA!!!!.......The guy says , how the hell did you know that?.......Bartender says, I could tell by the piece of wool stuck in your zipper!!!