WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10
lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed
in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,
he Finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same Thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to Find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company
and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program. The next day there's a knock
at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he
has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign Around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can
have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is
in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on The fifth
day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs.
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day, 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a
knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons
standing There wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around
his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed
in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second
thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing,
he Finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and
the same Thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to Find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company
and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program. The next day there's a knock
at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he
has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign Around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can
have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is
in excellent shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so
for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually
getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on The fifth
day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20 lbs.
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order
the 7-day, 50 lb. program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he
replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a
knock at the door, and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons
standing There wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around
his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
