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> Weenie dog
> >
> > George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
sat
> > down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
> would
> > have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever
> > side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the
> > biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
bred
> > them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
> > biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings,
which
> > gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest
> meanest
> > dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five
> inches
> > thick and nobody could get near it.
> >
> > When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
> > animal. It was a twelve-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
Bush
> > because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
> > seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the cages were opened up, the
> > Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's
> dog.
> > Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
> > Dachshund -- but when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck,
> the
> > Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There
was
> > nothing left at all of his dog.
> >
> > Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand
> how
> > this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years
> with
> > the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
> biggest,
> > meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best
> > plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like
a
> > weenie dog."
> >
> > GOD BLESS AMERICA..............................
> >
>
>
> >
> > George Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They
sat
> > down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They
> would
> > have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever
> > side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. Osama found the
> > biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and
bred
> > them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
> > biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed his siblings,
which
> > gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest
> meanest
> > dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five
> inches
> > thick and nobody could get near it.
> >
> > When the day came for the dogfight, Bush showed up with a strange
looking
> > animal. It was a twelve-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for
Bush
> > because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10
> > seconds with the Afghanistan dog. When the cages were opened up, the
> > Dachshund came out of its cage and slowly waddled over towards Osama's
> dog.
> > Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American
> > Dachshund -- but when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck,
> the
> > Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There
was
> > nothing left at all of his dog.
> >
> > Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand
> how
> > this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years
> with
> > the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the
> biggest,
> > meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing", said Bush. "We had our best
> > plastic surgeons working for five years to make that alligator look like
a
> > weenie dog."
> >
> > GOD BLESS AMERICA..............................
> >
>
>
