Wanted for attepted murder....
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> >>WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
> >>Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while
> >>there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> >>groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her
> >>car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
> >>closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>One customer who had been at the store for a while
> >>became concerned and walked over to the car. He
> >>noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
> >>and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
> >>okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
> >>back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
> >>for over an hour.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> >>because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
> >>remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
> >>in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
> >>the back of her head.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
> >>heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
> >>and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
> >>
> >>When she reached back to find out what it was, she
> >>felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
> >>initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
> >>to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
> >>noticed and came to her aid.
> >>And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
> >>Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while
> >>there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> >>groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her
> >>car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes
> >>closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>One customer who had been at the store for a while
> >>became concerned and walked over to the car. He
> >>noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
> >>and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
> >>okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the
> >>back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
> >>for over an hour.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car
> >>because the doors were locked and Linda refused to
> >>remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
> >>in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on
> >>the back of her head.
> >> > > > > > >
> >>A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the
> >>heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot,
> >>and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
> >>
> >>When she reached back to find out what it was, she
> >>felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
> >>initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried
> >>to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
> >>noticed and came to her aid.
> >>And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
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