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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
>the block?"
>
>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
>"What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
>a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
>and to come to you."
>
>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>
>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside
>with
>it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on
>the leash and only go one time round the block."
>
>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
>the
>leash.
>
>Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
> (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
>so another dog is pushing her home."
>the block?"
>
>Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
>"What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
>"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
>
>The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for
>a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat,
>and to come to you."
>
>Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."
>
>He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside
>with
>it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on
>the leash and only go one time round the block."
>
>The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
>the
>leash.
>
>Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
>
> (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
>
>The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
>so another dog is pushing her home."
