The Viperess
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Viruses you should be aware of :
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus -- Causes your computer to think it WON the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard BOUGHT it.
THE AL GORE Virus -- Causes your computer to just keep counting.
THE CLINTON Virus -- Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus-- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
THE RONALD REAGAN virus -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
THE JESSE JACKSON virus -- Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.
THE MIKE TYSON virus -- Quits after two bytes.
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus -- Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb.
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus -- Deletes all old files.
THE PROZAC virus -- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus -- Only attacks minor files.
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus -- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus -- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
THE GEORGE BUSH Virus -- Causes your computer to think it WON the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard BOUGHT it.
THE AL GORE Virus -- Causes your computer to just keep counting.
THE CLINTON Virus -- Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus-- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
THE RONALD REAGAN virus -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
THE JESSE JACKSON virus -- Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.
THE MIKE TYSON virus -- Quits after two bytes.
THE OPRAH WINFREY virus -- Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200mb.
THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus -- Deletes all old files.
THE PROZAC virus -- Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus -- Only attacks minor files.
THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus -- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
THE LORENA BOBBITT virus -- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
