AZHUNTERR
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BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUS'S:
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory
VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
about what it did
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where its stored
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly
expands to 200 MB
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted
TITANIC VIRUS
(a strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")
DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy
PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
through Windows
CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch hard drive with NO memory
VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
about what it did
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS
Saves your data, but forgets where its stored
MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after two bytes
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly
expands to 200 MB
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted
TITANIC VIRUS
(a strain of the Lewinsky Virus)
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on")
DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes Goofy
PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it
through Windows
