trophy_killer
Active member
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.
> Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
> only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
> anything
> on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
> your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
> subspacefield harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
> will
> program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will
> mix
> antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>
> It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
>
> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
> expecting company.
>
> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
>
> If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
> pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
>
> ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
> so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
> of
> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
> everyone
> ....if you are a blonde, this is a joke...
> Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
> only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
> anything
> on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
> your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
> subspacefield harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It
> will
> program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will
> mix
> antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
>
> It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
>
> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
> expecting company.
>
> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
>
> If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it
> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
> pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole milk.
>
> ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart
> so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front
> of
> you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to
> everyone
> ....if you are a blonde, this is a joke...
