A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner." Good
morning, "said the young man."If I could take a couple of minutes of
your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded
to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
the
door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner." Good
morning, "said the young man."If I could take a couple of minutes of
your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum
cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded
to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
the
door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto
her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned
good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
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