Whiskers
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Two Utards were walking thru the meadows and came across a big hole in the ground. Being Utards, and naturallly curious they decided to find out how deep it was. The first Utard, picked up a fist sized stone, and threw it in the hole, and they waited for the sound of it hitting bottom...but heard nothing. The second Utard, got a bigger rock and threw it in....agian they heard nothing. Now there curiosity has hit a new high, they searched for something even larger, and found a railroad tie. It took every ounce of strength both men possesed to lift and carry the tie to the hole, and threw that in, still nothing. A few seconds later a goat came running past and dove down the hole. As they stood there wondering what the heck. A farmer came by, and asked if they had seen a goat. They said they had an explained that he ran past and dove down the hole. The farmer looked said that was impossible, he was tied to a railroad tie.
