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While walking his beat one night,a policeman comes upon two drunks in the alley. As he walks up to them he notices that one drunk has his hand under the other's behind.
So the cop asks "What are you two doing."
The one drunk answers "My friend is really sick and I am trying to help him."
The cop asks "How are you trying to help."
The drunk answers "I got my thumb stuck up my friend's butt so he can throw up".
The cop asks "That won't make him vomit"
The drunk says " It will when I stick it in his mouth"
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 08 June 2001 18:09: Message edited by: WorthlessNut ]</font>
So the cop asks "What are you two doing."
The one drunk answers "My friend is really sick and I am trying to help him."
The cop asks "How are you trying to help."
The drunk answers "I got my thumb stuck up my friend's butt so he can throw up".
The cop asks "That won't make him vomit"
The drunk says " It will when I stick it in his mouth"
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 08 June 2001 18:09: Message edited by: WorthlessNut ]</font>
