Two Drinking Bubbies

[yoteler]

> Two buddies, Tony and Sam, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly
> Sam throws up all over himself.
>
> "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
>
> Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
> tell
> Jane somebody threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry
> cleaning bill."
>
> So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually
> Sam rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad time.
>
> "You simply reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
> you're disgusting! You simpleton!"
>
> Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Sam says, "Nowainaminit, I can
> e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
> But thissother guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss
> couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie
> bucks for the cleaning bill!"
>
> Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
>
> "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he poooopt in my pants, too."
>
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[ELKCHSR]

LOL

 

[Mntman]

LMAO!

sick but good.

 

[old-boss-hen]

Thats is funny. I like that one

 

[DixieLady]

Yep, that was funny alright. Tickled my funnybone