two alligators

[AZHUNTERR]

Two Alligator's

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids...I just
don't get it."

"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eatin'?"

"Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator.

"Hm. Well, where do you catch 'em?"

"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp."

"Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?"

"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door.
Then I jump out, bite 'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by
the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there's nothin' left
but lips and a briefcase.

 

[oldoregon]

two alligators are sitting at the edge of a swamp, one says to the other, "I just dont get it, you and i are the same age, and we eat the same stuff, but your so much bigger than me." The other one says, well what are you eating anyways. He says "well i go to a trailer park, sit by a fron door of a trailer, and wait for a nigger to come out, then i eat him" the other one says wel no wonder all they are is shit and tennis shoes!"


sorry bout the racism guys, but i though it was purty funny!

 

[tnctcb]

the first one was funny. the second one was a weak attempt.

 

[ELKCHSR]

I would ditto that Tim...

 

[oldoregon]

hell, i would ditto that too!

 

[Quick Draw]

I have to agree with Tim and Russ. Try agian sometime though.
Quick Draw

 

[ELKCHSR]

What's the difference between a flounder and a lawyer?
Ones a scum sucking shit eating bottom dweller..
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!!!Ones a fish!!!