TopTen things

A Wife Will Never Say To Her Husband

1. The hot new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too. I invited her over for dinner on Tuesday.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. No, no, don't change. I think it's cool when you wear sweatpants to a nice restaurant.
4. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
5. Do me a favor, forget that whole "Valentine's Day" thing and just go get yourself some of those expensive cigars you like.
6. I'll be out painting the house.
7. God you're sexy when you're hung over!
8. I think it's probably the fuel injector.
9. I got you a subscription to Hustler.
10. Bar food again? Kick ass!
 
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