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Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both of his arms
and legs in an accident. I! reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had
left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's the president of the United States."
The first said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both of his arms
and legs in an accident. I! reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold medal in the Olympic decathlon."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had
left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's the president of the United States."
