AZHUNTERR
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Subject: To the Rescue
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>A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter.
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>Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
>the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
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>A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
>suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
>sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
>puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper
>and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
>unhurried, across the market.
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>Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
>and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
>After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
>which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the
>woman
>hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar
>without saying a word.
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>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
>the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
>"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
>Are you a doctor?"
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>"No," the woman replies. "I work for Revenue Canada."
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>A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter.
>
>Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
>the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.
>
>A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
>suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
>sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
>puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper
>and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,
>unhurried, across the market.
>
>Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
>and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
>After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter,
>which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the
>woman
>hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar
>without saying a word.
>
>As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects,
>the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
>"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
>Are you a doctor?"
>
>"No," the woman replies. "I work for Revenue Canada."
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