GunNut76
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1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it
to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every ten minutes to
inquire how it's going. That helps.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a
chance to be creative when
someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the
door for me. I need to
learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the
priority. Let me guess.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to
go or anything to do.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me
a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in
conversation.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact,
save them until the job
is almost done.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them
later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your
life.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to
know someone is less fortunate.
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it
to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every ten minutes to
inquire how it's going. That helps.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a
chance to be creative when
someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the
door for me. I need to
learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the
priority. Let me guess.
6. Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to
go or anything to do.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me
a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in
conversation.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact,
save them until the job
is almost done.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them
later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your
life.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to
know someone is less fortunate.
